Hey Santa, so it’s been another year & I think I’ve been exeptionally good this year and I would like nothing more than to have my very own nigger pet to take care of,
one that’s just all mine that belongs to me & not to my family’s farm. I think I’m old enough to take care of one & I PROMISE that I will water
him regularly & feed him foods that negros eat like grits, watermelon & fried chicken & also reward him with a banana when he’s been good. I promise I will teach him how to serve me & train him through repitition & positive reinforcement like I trained my puppies. I won’t hesitate to smack him when he’s bad or not learning a task & I’ll use the whip when he’s being very disobdient. I understand he’s an untamed animal from a faraway land called Africa where
they lived like wild animals & hunted and I will do my best to make him into a good loyal pet. I promise to give him a warm nest in the house & he can sleep at the foot of my bed so when I wake up I can see him first thing in the morning.
I promise to properly clothe him in clothes made of the best negro cloth I can, in accordance to the slave codes, unless he is indoors where only I can see him,
then he will wear what I ask of him & sometimes his butt and torso will be exposed so I can admire my beautiful nigger & his dark skin.
I’d like my gorilla pet to be very dark in complexion & have thick curly hair because it gets all poofy when it grows out and it’s so adorable & cute. I want his skin to
be real dark because it seems like the darker they are, the thicker his skin is, plus the bruises won’t show as much if I have to beat him real good. He should have good tight muscles to do the big chores with, firm shoulders & thick strong legs. His eyes should be clear, bright and inquisitive when I look into them. He should have a healthy
fear & respect for the light skinned people. I want him to have bright white teeth & his body free from diseases, but I’ll be sure to inspect him very well for any signs of sickness of course. I want a nigger with big full soft lips & would it be so bad to have one with a nice sized gorilla cock too? One that is firm thick & hard & has the ability to stay hard like a horse for a very long time.
I know there’s a slave trade this coming weekend so I hope Christmas will be good to me & I find a lovely & loyal strong nigger monkey that I can all my own. I will brand
him so he won’t get stolen & give him a collar with dog tags to wear around his neck showing he belongs to me & me only. I wish my nigger to learn to care for me very deeply through servitude & dedication to make me happy & never want to run away because I provide what he needs for him to live a good negro life. I want him to be proud when he does
a good job for his master & be sorry when he’s disobediant. Most of all I want to be proud when I take my nigger into town, knowing I’ve got a good loyal monkey serving me for many years to come & have the other girls look at me with much envy at my dark humble nigger, wishing they had their very own.